Sunday, November 28, 2010

The most epically awesome first entry ever

I've wanted to start a blog for a very long time. The problem though, is the first entry. I feel like the first entry has to be the most amazing piece of literary genius that I have ever composed in my life. If I want an epically awesome blog, I better start it with an epically awesome first entry. This seems like very simple, clear logic.

So instead of writing something, I stare at the empty text box, hoping that I can make words appear just out of the sheer force of me wishing for words to appear. But being that the world simply does not work that way, and that I am currently not indulging in any hallucinogens, words do not appear.

Today, I decided screw it. Screw awesomeness. Screw epic-ness. Screw using real words, because epic-ness is not even a real word. Today I am starting my blog, and for my first entry instead of trying to be clever or funny or smart, I am just going to put this little fellow:


So there. A bunny with a pancake on its head. If you like this picture, then you should come back sometime because it's only going to go up from here. The pressure of the first entry is over.

Actually scratch that.

If you like this, don't come back. I can never do better than the bunny with a pancake on its head. You might get a few drawings here and there, but nothing that can compete with furry woodland creatures and baked goods.

Damn.

Maybe I set the bar too high. Here, look at this instead:


It's just a pancake. And kind of a sad looking pancake at that. I can do better than this.

See? This is why I have been putting off writing a first post.